MUSA AUDU (JOKE)

A group of scientists organised a competition to test the intelligence of Nigerian students in inventing things. 3 students qualified for the final. On d day of d final they were called out from the crowd to come and present what they had invented. The 1st student came out and said; i am Yomi Ade from Lagos, i invented a biro that can write what people are saying on a paper itself. He practicalise it and was applauded. The 2nd student came out; I am Amarachi Ogbuefi from Aba. I invented a chip that can tell the amount of money on anybody standing close to it. She practicalised it and was applauded. The 3rd student came out and said; I am Musa Audu from Maiduguri. I invented an explosive that can shatter the human body into a million pieces, penetrating the hardest of bones. Can you allow me to sit down, while i practicalise it?. The Chief Scientist stood up and said; don't bother to practicalise it, you are the winner of this competition.