kingsleygalant's Blog: What is kim kardashian trying to become

kingsleygalant's Blog: What is kim kardashian trying to become: What is kim kardashian trying to become   Kim Kardashian went through an age-defying procedure called a “Vampire Facial” which involve...

kingsleygalant's Blog: What is kim kardashian trying to become

kingsleygalant's Blog: What is kim kardashian trying to become: What is kim kardashian trying to become   Kim Kardashian went through an age-defying procedure called a “Vampire Facial” which involve...

What is kim kardashian trying to become

 

Kim Kardashian went through an age-defying procedure called a “Vampire Facial” which involved the use of her ‘blood’ and it was filmed for her reality show – Kourtney and Kim Take Miami. The vampire facial is a designer procedure that uses cutting edge technology in which the body’s own blood is applied topically to the skin and then pounding it with needles to re-energize cells for a youthful appearance.
Kim already looks great…but in Hollywood, it’s never enough. See more photos after the cut…

Banky W Gets An Erection in Public (PHOTO)

 

A very ‘excited’ Banky W was pictured sporting an erection while hanging out with a couple of girls…

Cossy Orjiakor Hot Perfomance Live On Stage

 

The actress cum singer treated fans to wonderful time at the Shaunz Bar on Friday night. She treated them to songs from her new album.
She sang…very well. A little too well for my ears, surprisingly. But you know what?
A lot paid more attention to Cossy Orjiakor’s factories dangling beneath that red corset as she moaned while singing at Shaunz Bar yesternight…not that she didnt sing well.
The actress cum singer treated fans to wonderful time at the Shaunz Bar on Friday night. She treated them to songs from her new album.

kingsleygalant's Blog: TWO FRIENDS (JOKE)

kingsleygalant's Blog: TWO FRIENDS (JOKE): A guy asked his frnd 2 spend d nite wit him,as there were sleepin d owner of d house was dreamin dat his frnd was runin after him wit a c...

AKPORS IN D PHARMACY

Jokes: Akpors gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d
pharmacist, “Hello, could u give me condom?
I’m going 2 my girlfriend’s place 4 dinner & I think I mayb in with a chance!”
D pharmacist gives him d condom & as he was going out he returns & says,”Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too, she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me & I think I might strike a luck there too.
“D pharmacist gives him a second condom& as he was leaving, again he turns back & says “Give me one more condom because my girlfriend’s mom is still pretty cute & when she sees me she always makes eye contact & since she invited me 4 dinner I think she is
expecting me 2 make a move.
During dinner, Akpors sat with his girlfriend on d left ,d sister on his right & d mum facing him. When d girlfriend’s Dad walks in, Akpors lowers his head & starts d dinner prayer.”Dear Lord, bless this dinner & thank u 4 all u’v given
us” 10minutes after, Akpors was still praying “Thank u Lord 4 ur kindness.” Another Ten minutes gone by & he is still praying, keeping his head down, very close 2 d table.
They all looked at each other surprised, & his girlfriend was even more surprised than others. She gets close to him & whispered, “I didn’t know u’r so religious. “Akpors replies, “I
never knew ur dad was a pharmacist!”.

See wahala !!! If you’re akpors…wat will u do?

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CHINA PRODUCT (JOKE)

A naija lady dat married
a chinese guy were
lucky 2 have a baby girl
after 9months of
marriage.
But after 3months d baby died
and the mother of the
nigerian lady came to
visit them,
but she was just shouting;
i knew it! i knew it!
i knew it! I knew it!
I knew it! I knew it!, And so on.
And then a man that
noticed her shouting, now
called her outside and
asked her wat she
knew and she replied; i
knew that china
product does not last!!! Nawa
oo!!!

TEACHER (JOKE)

JAMES: I saw a strap of your bra..
TEACHER: James Getout!,no class for u 4
a week!.
*Another Boy laughs*
TEACHER: Why did u laugh??
BOY : i saw both straps of d bra
TEACHER: GETOUT, no class 4 u for
1 month!..
*Teacher bends down 2 pick
chalk & johnny started walking
out..*
TEACHER: Johnny, why are you
going out?
JOHNNY : what i saw just now, I
think my school days are
over!!!!!... LMAO!!!

CHEATER (JOKE)

A wife suspected her husband
for having sex with their maid,
so she set a trap for the husband
by sending the maid to village
for weekend without telling her
husband. At night, the husband
told his usual story 'darling, i
want to go and watch wrestling
match in the sitting room.' he
left. the wife silently went to the
maid's room lying on the bed
naked with no light, he opened
the door, joined her on the bed
without wasting time and
without a word, he had sex with
her, after the fifth round she
said 'it is enough, i catch you, so
this is how you used to have sex
with her, you will do two rounds
telling me you are tired. five
rounds now, you are still
demanding for more.
The gateman replied. "'sorry
madam, i don't know you are the
one. LMAO!