PYGMY WHALE WASHED UP ASHORE

Yesterday and endangered specie, the pygmy Whale, washed up ashore still alive at the Lekki Beach in Lagos. Unfortunately for the whale and conservationists, local residents wasted no time in butchering the whale for its meat!

BEYONCE AND JAY Z NO LONGER LIVING TOGETHER

Beyonce and Jay Z’s marriage might not be as happy as they want fans to believe.
According to Beyonce’s credit report, which was obtained by a Russian website, the singer owns a luxury condo in Miami — which she uses as her official address!
The website, Exposed.su, posted the confidential credit reports of top shelf celebrities and notables, including Beyonce, her aging husband Jay Z; First Lady Michelle Obama, Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, Mel Gibson and others.
Beyonce G Knowles, 31, apparently filed for credit (or a loan) and listed her official address as the entire 18th floor at 1450 Brickell Ave, Miami, FL 33131. Anyone who is familiar with Brickell avenue knows that it is the playground of the rich and famous.
Beyonce, whose social security number, date of birth and phone numbers are also listed on the Russian website, is obligated to give her official address when applying for credit, like everyone else.
It’s interesting that she gave the Miami address rather than her NY address where she ves with Jay Z, 45, and the couple’s daughter, Blue Ivy, 1.
This fuels rumors that Jay Z and Beyonce’s marriage is just a sham to cover up reports that the rap mogul and former NFL star Larry Johnson, 33, may still be lovers.

EXPERIMENTS (JOKE)

Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.

For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.

For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.

As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.

AKPOS AND FRIEND

Akpos and his two friends attended a party and got themselfs drunk......On there way home they chatted a cab(taxi).When they entered, they told the driver there destination..The driver noticing that they were drunk started his car and turned it off..He turned and told them that have arrieved at their destination......they paid the taxi driver his money,, and he was happy that his plan worked... to his grtest suprise while AKPOS was coming down he gave him a sound slap....the driver thought that Akpos knew what he did but decided to ask Akpos why the slap and Akpos answerd ``YOU ALMOST KILLED US````